(( I only use Jack and refer back to him all the time is because he is the actual reason I do enjoy throwing my last weapon and taking my chances for the thrill of the run and just the thrill of the run wether I throw my weapon or not...For one...He isn't only chasing you down you smash you, slash you or obliterate you...You are also a moving target with a bullseye, which generally happens to be on the back of your head..
Posted by: =iNi=Phøx Posted on: Oct 15th, 2003, 11:04pm
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On Oct 5th, 2003, 05:54am, =iNi=Disturbed Minds wrote:Tourney versus Paranoid would always be fun...But there is nothing better then playing 3 paranoids on 1, no regen...Now that is what you call fun!
Where you at Jack? hehe
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No, thats what you call RAPE!
And i played Jack yesterday
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Nah Phox...That is called some exhilirating gameplay!
Rape is being a complete noob on 56k and getting smeared all over every level of Puff for 3-6 hours a day by just Jack...not to mention that every time he see's you...He passed up everyone else just to kill you the whole time...Now that is rape...Heh..And it it wasn't Jack it was Sthrad or more commonly known as [paranoid.moongoose] anymore...with his sexy axe, along with tasty chronic, and the Dh crew and many more....No chance in hell...with the OMG f*ck that responses from your occasional awesome/half luck noob kills that always made the ass stomping worse or made the person leave in swift anger...))
Fighting Three Paranoids at one time no regen...Hilarious ass sh*t...You just have to remember to use no regen to your advantage and don't take time to find your weapon of choice...Spawn find the nearest weapon and go find them or make your way to other weapons..but never pass up a weapon EVER...Always remember who you have hit and how many times and with what weapon, cause you never know when you could get the chance to throw you weapon at the person and get a kill and actually still have a chance to get away or move around to hopefully help you tactical position or even find a newly spawned free kill in the process...and If all else falls remember run like hell and watch EVERYWHERE! Because there IS nothing better then running away from three paranoids and If you do your best to watch everywhere and make your best educated guesses on their throws you could have a chance of making them look like a bunch of dogs chasing their tails...(( Be warned, If they were not already really lethal, now they will be... You will see what Paranoid Teamwork is....You can be sure you just increased their gameplay...You aren't going to be making them look like a bunch of jackass's without a ass kickin coming your way ;D ))
((If you ever need to find Jack's phone number just look in the phone book under Ass, Jack))
If anything it's a lot more then rape....It is a very fun game of practice and training on your reflexes and FFA ability...Who cares about winning it's all about the effort and enjoying it...
Call me crazy...But on any given day that I see Jack not up to par.. I will call him out and get him set straight....If that means pissin him off to do it, I will! Nothing better then fighting Jack when he is at his prime...And not to mention beating up Jill waiting for the day that she kicks my ass...and talkin sh*t to Jack while I do it =)
And the same goes for anyone else, I will try to bring out the talent out of the person...Because straight up...I am only there running around, half paying attention or not even really paying attention...I am just there fighting, pulling off some good moves every now again, until I see plenty of challenge or the enviroment changes the mood of the game, to the point it actually makes me in the mood...Even with a lot of skill and talent in the game there still needs to be the fun and enjoyment or the down and dirty fast paced FFA! (( With the straight up degrading sh*ttalkin to help set the mood ))
I will take on three paranoid anyday! By all means I won't win...But you can definately know that I am going to put up the best fight that I possibly can on that given day....
PARANOID VS. Disturbed Minds Or a team of iNi ((Whoever wants to join or not, no difference to me)) Anytime!
Request or no request...Bring it! I'm down..1 on 1, 3 on 1...Don't matter to me! Winning is not always determined by score in my view....Winning is how much of a effort you put up even when you know you are outmatched by either one person or 100....Death is inescapable but it all counts in the effort and attitude you show back...And it is inescapable...I have yet to see a flawless victory with 0 deaths..))
((None of this is directly intended towards you Phox, just rambling again...Have a lot of that to do today...))
Peace and Oh yeah Jack, I may not have my fist to beat you down...But I am ready to add another Paranoid to my rusty mace death list.
Yes, you...heh
Hope to fight again soon Jack,
=iNi=Disturbed Minds
P.S. Can't wait to push my luck again and try to run away weaponless only to pull off the "Da NoOb MoVe" (There is nothin more hilarious then throwing all your weapons and running away from someone and picking up a weapon and right when they think they are going to get the kill, all the sudden **BAM** They die and you know you just pulled "Da NoOb MoVe")) Still waiting to get some good ones on Jack.....But Good ole' Jack...
And always remember a Viking always puts up forth their best effort to brutally kill and humilate their enemy... Why just let someone have a free kill...and to go down like a two legged dog, wimpering because a kitten just walked by...
( I know I got off the subject but I have some other things I have been getting ideas for some posts, but don't fear being outnumbered stand strong and keep your dignity...Show them why you are iNi...Show them you can lose and die and none of it matters because you are putting up the best fight you can at the time...But yet at the same time don't fall to Dickheads useless cutdowns and other crap just to piss you off...So they can team up and own on ya and make fun of you and/or iNi...I say f*ck those mother f*ckers...They come asking you for a battle and talk sh*t about you...No deal, it doesn't mean sh*t...They are just out to start sh*t and prove something like it means something...((Otherwise they wouldn't have a need to Clan Bash and prove that their team and/or clan is better espically when they are teaming you up with just a random person who happens to be in the game..))
